Whyfore have you decided, at the ripe old age of 6, to start stealing stuff and eating it when you ain’t never done that before?
And seriously? Who eats a box of dryer sheets?? What about that seemed appetizing to you? You didn’t eat the sheets, just the box. Scented cardboard is now your idea of a delicacy? The garlic bread I could understand. But why unwrap my candy thermometer? Do you have a secret taffy-making plan of which I am unaware? And chewing up the Prof’s basketball tickets was just mean.
Straighten up and fly right, or you may find that you are an outdoor-only dog. I’m not foolin’. Don’t test me.